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Friday, February 15, 2019

MY CURRENT THOUGHTS ON POLITICS [BRACE YOURSELVES]

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JENNY…. FROM THE BRONX

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YOU CAN PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG ALL YOU WANT….

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🤔💭💬She sure does like that staircase…. Hmm.

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UNITED STATES PRESIDENT: DONALD J. TRUMP SR. SAID “DEATH PENALTY”

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That’s right, President Donald J. Trump Sr. uttered the words death–penalty.


WATCH THE 2019 WHITE HOUSE SHERIFF CONFERENCE

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He said, (and I’m not gonna quote) if it was up to him, traffickers would get the death penalty. For many locals in Alaska, this is a relief that (finally) an American President is on their side.

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KING DINGALING OF ALL DOUCHEBAGS [I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND]

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If you were king ding-a-ling of all douchebags, what would you do?

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You’d be all out there even though controversy surrounds you. You’d be on full–blast while people are on high–alert about you, wouldn’t you? Remember, you’re king ding-a-ling of all douchebags we’re talking about here. You’ve got nothing to fear and everything to hide. However, what happens when being as balls–out and corrupt as you are while you’re playing the role as this kingy-dingy-thingy catches up to you? What happens when all the cops you intimidate, or have in your back pocket, start working against you in order to save their own sorry butts? Uh-oh, then what are you to do? (Desperate times call for desperate measures) Maybe, you challenge authority. Maybe, you buck the system. But, maybe…. just maybe, you turn yourself in. But– what happens when you don’t?

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Thursday, February 14, 2019

I AM SO SICK OF THE NIGHTMARE [AND TWITTER]

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“Here I sit, broken–hearted…. tried to s***, but only farted.”

As I sit here thinking about my life– that saying comes to mind. Partly cuz I’m often gassy, and partly because I’m just flat out broken–hearted all–together. I don’t want to be a part of the dog and pony show anymore. I don’t want to participate in the terrorist–funded Twitter debate anymore. I don’t want to fight for this country’s “values” anymore. This is so sickening to have to admit, that I just don’t want to do it anymore. That I don’t agree with “American values”, that I don’t want to negotiate with terrorist democrats, and that I think Trump is wasting lots of valuable time even catering to them at all, no matter how hard he tricks them for money– or whatever the case may be. I’m just tired of fighting. I just sit here and I’m thinking about how hard I’m trying to help, but also sitting here and thinking about how much this has costed me.

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[DEEP STATE] MYSTERY OF STATE OF ALASKA

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The Capital has got a mystery on its hands and no one seems to have any of the answers– just yet.

Sheriff spoke to City Hall about a mysterious door he found that has No Trespassing signs posted all around it, claiming that it’s Government property. This is not the mystery. The mystery lies in where it might lead to, and what might be happening there. With wild rumors circulating, that facts are revealing to be entirely true, one must wonder if this is a doorway to hell for some, and a doorway to heaven for others (We’ll discuss that part in just a second).

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