I’m not even sure how to start this one off, but it’s something you’re not going to believe a politician is doing while serving in office. The following video definitely gives you a backseat view into the limo of politics while driving the whip (assuming you’re the chauffeur and you’re sneaky enough to have installed a one-way tinted mirror, like the ones you see in the police questioning rooms).

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INCOMING TRUTH BOMB “OPINION ARTICLE” :rolls eyes: YOU’RE UNBELIEVABLE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

Donald Trump being extorted…. Sure, why not? After all Michael Avenatti just got arrested for extorting the behemoth in the apparel industry– Nike. But, Donald Trump? Why– He’s one of the most powerful men in American culture. Why wouldn’t he be being extorted by outlaws, snakes and crooks– the worst of their kind? I’ve heard of a lot crazier happening. Heh, just look at all of the freakshow facts of the Obama tribe. That’s pretty much all there is to say about that one, other than I have been trying to tell you this entire time– BUT NONE OF YOU DING–DONGS SEEM TO WANT TO LISTEN TO ME. (DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW, YA FREAKIN YAHOOS?)
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A stranger knocks on your door on a Saturday at 7AM sharp after you just got out of a wrongful incarceration (the charges were dropped by the state, and you haven’t even committed any crimes whatsoever). It’s cold out, you’re not expecting anyone– and you’re definitely not in the mood for company. What do you do? Do you answer the door? The guy that’s legally changing his name to Sheriff in Juneau Alaska sure didn’t.

What was this unofficial Sheriff of Las Vegas to do? Answer the door to some seemingly creeping stranger that he’s never even met before who’s wearing a strange highlighter yellow shirt or vest– or ignore the rude awakening and go on about his business since he’s now up for the day anyways due to this unwanted wake–up calling? Checking the surveillance cams sounded like a great idea as the thought crossed his mind, so he did– and saw what seems to be a UAS employee standing on the other side of his front door.

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The Russian Rodeo Song
—Lyrics:
Well, it’s 40 below and I don’t give a f*** got a Clinton in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo. It’s collusion to my left and Putin to the right. C’mon you f****** dummy get your right step right. Get off the stage you godamn goof, ya know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, get on my nerves. Well, here comes Mueller with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one-ball man and he’s off to the rodeo. It’s all collusion to my left and Putin to the right, c’mon ya f****** dummy, get your right step right, get off the stage ya godamn goof, you know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, ya get on my nerves. Yeehaw.

Do we really gotta put text on this one for you? We’re just gonna meme it up instead. You’ll get the picture.

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Who’s Michael Avenatti? Just some creepy porn–lawyer that swore up and down that he was going to beat Donald Trump in a 2020 election. He says to Investigative Journalist, Laura Loomer (and I do quote), “They call me a creepy–porn–lawyer, cuz they know that I’m going to kick your president’s ass if I run against him in 2020, and I’m not gonna beat him, I’m gonna destroy him.”

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