“Here I sit, broken–hearted…. tried to s***, but only farted.”

As I sit here thinking about my life– that saying comes to mind. Partly cuz I’m often gassy, and partly because I’m just flat out broken–hearted all–together. I don’t want to be a part of the dog and pony show anymore. I don’t want to participate in the terrorist–funded Twitter debate anymore. I don’t want to fight for this country’s “values” anymore. This is so sickening to have to admit, that I just don’t want to do it anymore. That I don’t agree with “American values”, that I don’t want to negotiate with terrorist democrats, and that I think Trump is wasting lots of valuable time even catering to them at all, no matter how hard he tricks them for money– or whatever the case may be. I’m just tired of fighting. I just sit here and I’m thinking about how hard I’m trying to help, but also sitting here and thinking about how much this has costed me.

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WordPress? What’s wrong with WordPress now? The same thing that’s been wrong with WordPress since the beginning– Thousands of useless files, installing hundreds more, (and for what?) just to make a website function. Do you know what it takes to make a 20 page website? About 40 files, depending on the content. If you don’t count photos and things like that, you can program a single page within a single file. You can even call content from other sites into your site with 2 lines of code. I have recently found this script that I’m using right now (I won’t tell you what it is, because you have to be a developer to even use this in the first place), and I will tell you that this script versus WordPress is a major difference.

The biggest difference between this script and WordPress is that I actually want to use this script, where, WordPress has always been a nightmare to a developer like me. What kind of developer is that? I am a minimalist developer, and I am looking for minimal code to maintain, and I don’t want to spend ages trying to design my site just because of a content management system that seems good at first glance, but in all actuality, really just bogs down my server. You’re not going to get an awesome site that you can be proud of out of a WordPress install, you’re going to get subpar quality coding and design, and that’s the way it’s always been for WordPress. The best a WordPress installed blog can do is take up lots of space and data (especially after installing plugins), and annoy you with incessant updates again and again and again and again etc etc etc etc until the flatulent cows come home.
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SO F***ING WHAT? NEWS FLASH: NO BODY CARES. YES, THIS IS REALLY AN ARTICLE…. AND THEY’LL BE LUCKY IF THIS IS ALL I EVER TYPE FOR THIS HERE ARTICLE…. “SO F***ING WHAT?” GRAMMYS SHMAMMYS. “HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU AN AWARD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! THIS IS JUST TO SHOW HOW BIG OF A F***ING LOSER YOU ARE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, HOW LAZY OF A DOUCHEBAG YOU REALY AND TRULY ARE, THAT YOU THINK MAKING WHCK CONTENT AND GETTING PAID ALL THIS MONEY AND NOT HARDLY CHANGING ANYONE’S LIFE WITH YOUR ‘GROUNDBREAKING WORK’ IS SELF DEFINING SOMEHOW, IS WORTH OUR TIME AND ATTENTION, OR AS IF YOU WROTE THE F***ING CONTENT YOURSELF (WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU DIDN’T).

IN FACT…. THIS AWARD IS MERELY A SYMBOLIZATION OF HOW MUCH YOU ACTUALLY SUCK AT LIFE, BUT SOMEHOW, YOU GOT LUCKY WITH A ROLE IN A FILM ONE DAY, OR YOU GOT PICKED UP FOR SOME WHACK PERFORMANCE IN ORDER TO JUST WHORE YOU OUT TO THE WORLD FOR PROFIT. OR HOW YOU’RE WILLING TO TAKE SEXUAL ABUSE JUST FOR A NAME IN FILM AND MUSIC. THIS AWARD, IT DEFINITELY SYMBOLIZES YOU AS A LOSER, SO COME ON UP AND GET YOUR AWARD!!!!!!!! SHOW THE WORLD HOW DESPERATE YOU ARE FOR ALL THAT ATTENTION THAT STILL, TO THIS DAY, NO ONE GIVES.