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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
AP's Sneaky Pentagon Prank: Hegseth Slams the Door on the Drama Queens! Governor Gavin Newsom's California: Drowning in Red Ink and Absurd Waste–The Numbers Are Jaw-Droppingly Asinine Did He Really Just Do That? Yes He Did! Hakeem Jeffries Puts Trump "On Notice" – Yeah Okay — Want In One Hand And Shat In The Other Sensationalist Senator Elizabeth Warren's Same Old Senile Housing Hype Drag: A Walker in the Way and a Shaking Fist Filled with Rage STRUCTURE FIRE HAPPENS [DISPATCH CLAIMS IS NOT NEWSWORTHY] 2026 UAP Blackout Bombshell: Purdue Prof Risks Everything to Crack Sky Anomalies Trump's Files Dumped Hakeem Jeffries: The Crown Prince of Congressional Claptrap Gets a Reality Check Unmasking Gavin Newsom: A Web of Lies, Scandals, and California's Collapse The Afro-tastic Accusations: Pearson's Hair-Raising Claims Against Miller JUNEAU POLICE OFFICER—DOESN'T SHOW WARRANT FOR ARREST (Legal for Them to Do in Alaska) AP's Sneaky Pentagon Prank: Hegseth Slams the Door on the Drama Queens! Governor Gavin Newsom's California: Drowning in Red Ink and Absurd Waste–The Numbers Are Jaw-Droppingly Asinine Did He Really Just Do That? Yes He Did! Hakeem Jeffries Puts Trump "On Notice" – Yeah Okay — Want In One Hand And Shat In The Other Sensationalist Senator Elizabeth Warren's Same Old Senile Housing Hype Drag: A Walker in the Way and a Shaking Fist Filled with Rage STRUCTURE FIRE HAPPENS [DISPATCH CLAIMS IS NOT NEWSWORTHY] 2026 UAP Blackout Bombshell: Purdue Prof Risks Everything to Crack Sky Anomalies Trump's Files Dumped Hakeem Jeffries: The Crown Prince of Congressional Claptrap Gets a Reality Check Unmasking Gavin Newsom: A Web of Lies, Scandals, and California's Collapse The Afro-tastic Accusations: Pearson's Hair-Raising Claims Against Miller JUNEAU POLICE OFFICER—DOESN'T SHOW WARRANT FOR ARREST (Legal for Them to Do in Alaska)