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CORRIV SOCIAL NETWORK [DRAWS MASSIVE ATTENTION]

Posted in: Social Media Satire · Tech Industry Rivalry · Platform Security Critique

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2024-10-13 09:24:31

Corriv has made some rhythmic waves in the land of social media tech. From troll accounts to style thieves, this website seems to have everyone green with envy!

Allegedly, Facebook employees can't seem to get enough of how awesome it looks. In fact, they're too busy creating fake accounts just to get a peek on the inside of Corriv's platform. Corriv CEO, Chance Trahan, has shutdown sign up privileges for the website just to stop it from happening anymore. "It's chaos," says Trahan. "I saw anonymous unverified accounts with no avatar, nor timeline banner photos uploaded. So, I deleted their accounts and restricted access to the members area," he laments.
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